It takes 6 months to pick a pup
Careful thought before your mind’s made up
You wanna be safe, you wanna be sure
You could end up with a mutt or cur
But HealthCare’s an issue that cannot wait
We don’t have time for reasoned debate
It’s a Major Crisis, we must push thru
That is how we turn the screw
HealthCare Now, Now we need it
(I hope the voters do not read it)
I’m Obama, I’m the Prez
There is genius in what I sez
My phrasey-ology is phat
I’m the Prez cause I’m all dat
You can’t outsmart me, don’t disrupt
My policies got you wee weed up!
Ted Kennedy has finally died
Mourned by media far and wide
All television sets are crying
Proclaim this Dog to be a Lion
He claimed to wear his brother’s crown
And defended a woman’s right to drown
Let us mourn, Let teardrops flow
And never mention Mary Jo
How dare private citizens use aviation
When you are called before Congress, you better know your station
You better beg and grovel, and bow down at our feet
We are the Congress, a body elite
We might be elected, but we own the full seat
We will never allow, without congressional vetting
CEO’s and their private jetting
At private corporations we will never stop screaming
At taxpayer expense we’ll do our own Gulf Streaming
Listen up American, listen up people
Spy on your neighbors, peep in a peephole
Give us the names of those who oppose us
Those who don’t like us, and those who might loathe us
Obama needs help with his enemy list
The names of everyone who gives him a dis
Do it for our Leader, a lawyer named Barry
We need you to sing just like a canary
Turn in your family, rat on your friends
He can justify the means, he can justify the ends
You can’t trust anyone who don’t love Obama
Snitch on your daddy, Snitch on yo’ mamma
Obama had a beer summit
The beer was freely pouring
Like his bail out of the bankers
He only served the foreign
Barbara Boxer’s wound up tight
Unflinching and unbending
But when the Black folk come in sight
She’s over condescending
Barbara Boxer she is classy
Just don’t call her mame
She don’t like Black folk who are sassy
They must scrape and kiss her hand
If any Black folk speak their mind
With thinking independent
Her liberalism turns unkind
You best had better end it
Black folk better know there places
And bite their upper lip
Don’tcha dare leave the democrat’s plantation
And expose a hypocrite
A beer to heal our souls and thirst
A moment that is teachable
There is no record of this birth
A moment that’s impeachable
The government wants your clunker
Your jalopy and total wreck
They can print any amount of money
To cover the government check
Castro and Obama
Like minds think together
They agree Honduras must be
A haven for dictators
The government wants to tax your fizz
What you drink is government biz
Be it root beer or soda pop
They’ll take their cut right off the top
We once rejected a tax on tea
When we believed in liberty
Let all tyrants die and choke
In Boston harbor dump the coke
Obama made a promise
And so the sheeple voted
Now, who’s a doubting Thomas
It’s all way over-bloated
The Dems are seeking taxes
In many different places
As in services cosmetic
As in the lifting of the faces
If you desire transplants
Instead of getting a rug
The IRS will do its best
To charge you by the plug
The Democrats need money
Taxes are going up
So if you get a boob job
There’s a tax-rate by the cup
The Dems demand their pound of flesh
In the trimming of the noses
And there’s a value added tax
In attaching lypo hoses
In removing your love-handles
The waist tax really pinches
But to have a penile enlargement
Will raise your tax by inches
Pass my Bill
Pass my Bill
I’ll say it loud
I’ll say it shrill
Pass it Now
Do it this minute
Just don’t ask me
What is in it.
The Obama media
Adores the words that he delivers
Up and down their collective legs
March goose-steps and quick shivers
You were the pitch-dog for Taco Bell
You advertised their crunchy shell
You promoted their tostada
“Yo Quiero” was your motto
Your pitch went on, so long and yappy
Twas not your fault the food tastes crappy
You got paid by Taco Bell
That’s what made you wag your tail
You promoted spicy food
With bravado and with attitude
We bid farewell, cute little fellow
Rest in Peace in doggie cielo
Walter Cronkite was an achor
Who told it as it was
Today it’s rancor & proganda
Lies for the leftist cause
Sotomayor proudly declares
Her mentors and influences
Raymond Burr has guided her
With Perry Mason’s nuances
Sotomayor is qualified
To sit on the court of the highest
She believes in legislating from the bench
With prejudice and bias
Obama’s teleprompter
Had enough of lying speeches
To kill itself
It jumped the shelf
Now shattered, lies in pieces
I heard the President give a speech
His words were as smooth as butter
But then his rhetoric overreached
He began to stammer and stutter
Alot of himms and humms and ahhs
And nervous staccato laughter
Each sentence was lacking a dependent clause
He paused as to think what comes after
His flash of composure was quickly regained
He spoke on without any glitches
It was then that I knew that Obama’s brain
Was controlled by his Teleprompt switches
Hillary Clinton broke her arm
Her elbow at the jointment
She didn’t wait in the waiting room
She didn’t need an appointment
She got the very best of care
A perk of wealth and power
She didn’t have to wait a year
She didn’t wait an hour
Her elbow it is working great
It swings so smooth and hingey
When Care is paid for by the State
The service will be stingy
Of Sotomayor we stand in awe
Her rulings have never followed the law
The media plays her noble back-story
Skin color for her is a category
She believes in E Pluribus Division
Race has colored her every decision
She divides Americans into types and classes
That is how liberals control the masses
Her statements on their very face is
The opinions of a blatant racist
She smarter than anyone who’s been
Of the opposite sex or lighter skin
Every case that she has tried
Is justice that has been denied
Her overturned rulings a minor flap
The Constitution is just a scrap
To see a bull
I’ve had my full
Both bulls and cows are boring
But if stampeding
Leads to bleeding
What fun, a fatal goring
What is nutritious?
What is yummy?
What’s delicious?
Chocolate Mummy!
A chatty girl, a winsome teen
Was texting on her cell phone screen
Strings of letters for the posting
Teenage gossip’s so engrossing
Such confession, such admitting
Instant messages are twitting
Focused on each word to type
In her path an open sewer pipe
The end of all this teenage chatter
Knee-deep now in fecal matter
Weekends in Paris or the isles of Greece
Obama seems to be at peace
He enjoys this living large
With hundreds of his entourage
It’s good to know, he’s living well
While the economy descends to Hell
Work is something he don’t wanna
He’d much prefer to tour Ghana
He bows to every head of state
Like a waiter with a plate
For America he’s apologetic
Presidentially pathetic
Another week, another junket
The Korean test, he surely flunked it
They have attacked us, by all means cyber
Michelle makes sure he gets his fiber
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